The object of this blog is to make a space for our stories of hot mess-age. It will be especially amusing once I get the "insert your face" in a photo segment working. In the meantime, I'd like to say thanks to all of my friends and lovers (ahem, Justin Garcia) here in the Twilight Zone. YOU, made this happen.
While the site is under construction, I thought I'd give you all something to read to prepare for future posts...
According to Urban Dictionary, this is what a hot mess is.
1. When ones thoughts or appearance are in a state of disarray but they maintain an undeniable attractiveness or beauty.
2. A derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile).
3. Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.
According to Google Images, this is what a hot mess looks like.
We already knew this. We've known for years!
No words necessary.
This is maybe my favorite... taking me back to my awkward hot youth....
Soon friends... soon.
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